Not only will I one day own a yacht, but I’ll one day own a yacht with a fucking volcano on it.
just when i thought i’ve seen it all (like today, when i learned someone received a “new” aka DEAD face and had it sewn (i think) onto their non existing face and now looks like someone that was once alive), something more mind blowing comes along: A VOLCANO ON A FUCKING SHIP. YOU GUYS. THIS MEANS I COULD BE A TRAVELER AT SEA; I COULD BE A HAWAIIN PIRATE. SAILING THE OCEAN, DRINKING DISORONNO ON ICE, WATCHING VOLCANOES ERUPT AND GETTING LAID — the hawaiin way, and the real way. THE ONLY THING THAT COULD MAKE THIS BETTER IS IF IT CAME WITH DINOSAURS. AND WHO KNOWS, IT MIGHT. I HAVE TO GET ON THIS THING. IMMEDIATELY.
and yes i put a parenthesis inside a parenthesis. it’s fine.
So, I think I found our houseboat.
(via kristinnoeline)
