Listen
Peter Bjorn and John - The Chills
Your tongue is sharp, but I miss the taste of it.
April 2009
3 posts
Puppies Always Leave. →
fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com
Fuck You, Penguin is the only blog you’ll ever need to subscribe to.
Seriously, fuck penguins.
March 2009
37 posts
They'll express their love by burning you a mixed CD of obscure bands they think you should start listening to.
-Anatomy of a Hipster #85.
XD <3
“You don’t know what happens between us. Nobody has a fucking clue what happens between us, and everybody has an opinion, fuck that! I wrote her a letter in my dream and I never gave it to her, and she read it, I don’t know how, but she somehow read it! And she just recited it to me just now, word by word, she knows it, and you know why? Because I think our brains created… are creating this loop that’s incredibly complex. It’s not as if our brains are communicating, or telepathy, or nothing like that, it’s as if we were evolving each step into the same direction. It’s called PSR, Parallel Synchronized Randomness. It’s incredibly rare, it’s as if we were jigsaw puzzles, you know…”
—Stéphane - The Science of Sleep
Play
*I enter a conversation I wasn't a part of*
- Abbas: I'm sorry
- saMANtha: Forgiven.
- Abbas: All I hear is "fat fat fat mmm garvy fat"
- ...
- Abbas: Ever have that feeling where you want to slap someone and kiss them on the mouth at the same time?
- saMANtha: XD
- saMANtha: Never.
- Abbas: Well, I just did.
- Abbas: Congrats.
Listen
Metric - Help I’m Alive (Acoustic)
Goodnight.
animals that cannot be trusted.
- llamas: spitting, creepy muppet necks.
- alpacas: smaller, more concealable llamas.
- elephants: trampling, holding grudges (they never forget)
- sharks: biting, no bones (VERY suspicious)
- seals: blubbery, secretly planning something.
- parrots: secretly mocking us through mimicry.
- great auks: supposedly extinct, but i know better.
- ANYTHING WITH AN OVIPOSITOR!
haha Hanners and her irrational fears. <3
Abused at length... →
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sameh: Abs
Abbas: Sam
sameh: When you have my love child
sameh: are you going ot have it vaginally
sameh: or will you have a c-section?
Abbas: Vaginally, of course.
sameh: smh
Abbas: syh?!
sameh: SMH!
sameh: Will you at least have your vagina rejuvenated after?
Abbas: rejuvenated???
Abbas: What the eff does that mean??
sameh: Vagina rejuvenation surgery!
Abbas: O_O
Abbas: NO!
sameh: -_-
sameh: You’re gonna be so loosey goosey.
Abbas: No, I have a nice elasticy vageen.
Abbas: I’ll be fine
sameh: Not when a baby tears it’s way out of it.
Abbas: It’s my body
Abbas: I’ll do as I wish.
sameh: Your body?!
sameh: I PAID FOR IT!
Abbas: O:
Abbas: HOW DARE!
Abbas: I am a human being!
Abbas: And I am NOT black!
sameh: Oh, you may not be a negro.
sameh: But you’re still a woman.
sameh slap
Abbas: D:
Abbas: ;(
Abbas: I know you only hurt me because you love me…
Abbas: YOU LOVE ME!
sameh: That’s right, baby. I love you.
sameh: I love you while you’re on my dick.
smh, loosey goosey Abbas. I’ll get you sewn up good, whether you like it or not.
